General Jokes

1) John bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery as a birthday gift.

The next year, he bought her nothing.

"Don't I deserve a present?" she moaned.

"You haven't used the one I bought you last year."

2) Ah Beng was walking in the town.He suddenly felt hungry.he stumbled in front of the burger stall.And the stall was strangely named 'hong kong burger'. he bought a burger and left.he opened the wrapping burger, then ah beng noticed something written on the burger that says 'made in china'

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